LifeQs

Chester

Answer one question or many - using words, photos or other media.

What Yoga positions does Chester know?

Steven Waldman
Downward dog, of course.
Steven Waldman
Pretzel Pose
Steven Waldman
The Hydrant Pose

What are some of Chester's best outfits?

Steven Waldman
Amy Cunningham
He was once a bumblebee for Halloween. And he wore a lucky Feng Shui charm at the collar until he lost it. Fact is, Chester looks good in whatever he wears and seems most comfortable with a snappy red camping bandana around his neck.

What are your artsiest photos of Chester?

Steven Waldman

If you could speak in dog-language, what would you ask Chester?

Steven Waldman
You bark when mommy and daddy hug. Are you jealous or afraid we're killing each other?

When you walk around crying with the duck in your mouth, are you sad because you cant bury it?

What are you saying in this video?

What's Chester's favorite game or toy?

Steven Waldman
The classic: fetch. His favorite fetch toy is his duck which he kills and then has sex with. He also likes tennis balls. We also have a game we play during dog walks or in the park, where I say "on your mark, get set...." And runs REALLY fast. Like bunny rabbit fast. Kind of amazing actually.

What are Chester's favorite places?

Steven Waldman

How does Chester manipulate the humans to get more food?

Steven Waldman
Even though Chester is very vocal, his technique for getting food is the opposite: he tries to make himself look as small and cute as possible. He stands with his feet tight against his body, sitting quietly and staring intently.

What does Chester think of Joe?

Steven Waldman

What does Chester think of Gordon?

Steven Waldman